An amateurish review of the movies you never saw in the movie theater near you.
omigod.That is the craziest, funniest thing ever! I can barely type, I'm laughing so hard!K
And the first thing that pops into my head...FANNY PACK LYRICS Camel Toe um hmm thats right uh huh uh huhum hmm thats right uh huh uh huhwalking down the streetsomething caught my eyea growing epidemic that really ain't flya middle aged ladyi gotta be blunther spandex biker shorts were creepin up the frontI could see her uterus her pants were too tightShe must've owned panties that were not in sight She walked right by the poor woman didn't knowShe had a frontal wedgie a Camel Toe[Chorus]um hmm thats right uh huhoh nofix yourself girl you got a Camel Toeum hmm thats right uh huhoh nofix yourself girlyou got aCamel Toegirl thats gotta hurttake some time and adjust can't you see people staringand making a fusscould not believe my eyes had to take a second glanceis your crotch hungry girlcause its eating your pantsdo you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it bringsthe only lips i wanna see are the ones that singin public putting on an x rated show grossin people out with your Camel Toe[Repeat Chorus]first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dressa little quick to wearinwearin pum pum shortsand its causin me much distresswhoomp there it is yeha right in the front everybody come and get a good looki can see everything through the panty cling every crannyand every nookyou better take a quick minutebefore you step outsideand check the area thats pubicor you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted uplike rubictake these words of advicecause its not very nicei wanna put you al in the know girls don't sleep don't let your pants creepwatch out for The Camel Toe[Repeat Chorus]
That might be the most hilarious advice column topic in the history of the world.Seriously. How does that even make it to print?(Also, what kind of advice columnist has to ask her co-workers what that means?!)
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