Bah Humbug!

Saint Valentine says,

"Go buy some flowers and chocolate. Go get some candles and purchase anything from Victoria Secret (no, put down the Fredrick's of Hollywood catalog!). Blow your money on a string bean and a sliver of steak. For tonight may be your lucky night (unless the headache comes on).

Do this to commemorate me."

Okay, so I don't think this is a direct quotation but you get the gist.

Happy Valentine's Day, y'all!!!!