You know what happens when I go on my evening breaks alone? I get into trouble. I read magazines that should've been thrown away eons ago but are too scared to offend the person who placed them there in the first place.
So, what did I encounter? An article that was written last October that I apparently missed. Maybe you can all tell me what your thoughts are once you've read it (or have heard of it). I, personally, have issues with it.
The article? iBreasts. Yep, you heard me right. I mean, doesn't this show how crazy technology has become?
Nilly and I were talking about it on the way home from work. Imagine this: what would happen if you're breast feeding your child to Britney Spears. Will the child have an avulsion for your breast because it plays Britney Spears or would it just have better (or worst) taste in music after being exposed to mediocrity?
Can the volume or music change if the nipple is tweaked? Will there be interference if you use an underwire bra?
Can you swim?
If you download music, where do you plug it in? Will it be firewire or USB?
Can the system be obsolete?
Questions, questions.
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hehe. you know what would actually happen?
my prof used to tell a story about classical conditioning, where he used to threaten his wife when they fought that he'd condition the baby to cry every time the garage door opened... which would in turn cause her to lactate every time the garage door opened, regardless of the baby being around to cry.
So every time this poor person heard "Oops, I Did It Again," they'd start lactating...
hehehe.
And yes, this is the way my brain works.
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I'm sorry, but what brain trust thought up this hunk of crap? I get that carrying around a three inch long ipod is a pain in the ass, what with it being so huge not to fit into the average purse or pocket, but seriously, putting one in your GF's breast?
Definately thought up by a man.
See, when women want to make their breasts better, they go out and buy a Wonder Bra.
When men want to improve breasts, they automatically think about installing some high tech gaget into them.
Oh, and the age old classic, adding an implant to make them bigger.
K
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