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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Throw In the Towel...

because the world is coming to an end.

Hairy Balls is having a kid with Katie.

'Nuff said.

10 comments:

Katherine said...

I know! I read that article earlier today and I had the same reaction. Here's to hoping she doesn't get post partum. You know, since it's not real. According to her future hubby and baby daddy...

ames said...

K told me.

We discussed the post partum, and how that's so gonna bite him in the ass. Or maybe she will, when he tries to give her vitamins.

I'm disgusted. I feel dirty. I think this is one of the last signs of the apocalypse. . .


Maybe Chicken Little is right, the sky is falling. . . .


ames

jackie said...

This bit of new had to be on everyone lips today. I got a phone call from my sister. She gets text messages from US Weekly and that was one of them. Along with the fact that Jessica and Nick are splitsville.

Donut Shop said...

The J/N splitsville rumor I'll believe when it ACTUALLY happens. Aren't they like separated since they got married? US Weekly seems to have them divorced already. Not that I do care, but I hope the Lacheys get their act together...

So, question...
Scientologists don't believe in "saving themselves" for marriage or use contraceptives, huh? Pray tell, what is its difference from Kaballah?

~M

ames said...

*rolls eyes* can we just shoot HB? and get it over with? shouldn't he have been sterilized long ago? NK was smart enough not to pass his genetic code on. and to think we liked KH with our lovely JJ. . .

It's gonna be one funky looking kid, let me tell you. They'll have a girl with his honker,and she'll get plastic surgery as a teen, thus alienating her from her father and his 'religius' *coughcultishcough* beliefs. . . i can see it now.

okay. off to work. again.

love,

ames

jackie said...

lmao Ames, that was funny.

Apparently J/N is on the cover of US Weekly as of now, today. They are quoted saying that they will make a statement later in the month. Thas all I know. I"m sure Erica will call me today to read me the article.

J

ames said...

I'm too tired to comment on Nick and Jessica, other than to roll my eyes again. And again. And again.

If you want real marital drama, watch Breaking Bonaduce--now those are two people in the throws of marital discourse--and who are seeking out to do the smart thing about it. It's like watching a train wreak--K will back me up, it's quality reality TV. Not only is it enthralling, but it'll teach the celebs trying to make a quick buck that you might not come off looking your best if you do this crap. Cut down a bit on the sheer numbers of ppl that feel compelled to 'share' their lives with us.

why can't I quit rolling my eyes?
My face is so gonna stick like this. ;)

ames

Me said...

Another thing...

Apparently Dawson Creek chicks aren't the best role models. Jen and Joey... both preggers before being married! Oh the limeanity!!!

~M

ames said...

at least Jen got HL to knock her up... girl's got taste. Joey, on the other hand... I really gotta stop rolling my eyes. ;)) giggles.

ames

Katherine said...

I know Ames! I mean, quality is key when it comes to the father of your child.

PS, did everyone hear about how Scientologists birth their babies? Lets just say, if I wasn't clear on it being a cult, I am now...

They don't allow the mother to scream or cry, as it isn't pleasant for the baby to hear. Nor do they allow the mother to take any drugs. WTF?!

Katherine