I am 17% White Trash.
I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. Ooh, and I forgot... Fergie and Josh Duhamel are also engaged.
Thanks for letting me know, Vu!
140 comments:
Woot!
I'm less trashy than M!
*Does happy dance*
Did you park on your lawn or drink the wine out of the box?
I have the tatts.
a
Just became the recepient of several cans of whoop ass.
Not like I didn't earn them. LOL.
wine in boxes are best used for Jell-O shots.
No shame for an excuse to start a toga party!
~M
OH. MY. GOD.
BloggerBoy has linked me under "Cream of the Blogs" on his site. . .
Feeling funny now. . .
a
A, I'm feeling funny for you now. Kinda creepy. He's hot, but you've never talked to him, and while I think you rock, he doesn't even know you!
Katherine
I'm 15 percent too! But I'm from NY, but I've lived in PA most of my life.
And M! Dirty again!
K
did you see the other sites he 'linked'? hmm.
though the one the 'lookslikea' one, as a pic of someone wearing the S&M outfit I described for Finn in From The Inside.
a
Well, why should I be penalized for being given corporal punishment? That sucks. :(
And how can I be dirty? Amy said it first!
~M
poor M. I take blame, and you aren't penalized for your parental unit's behavior. Maybe I'll send you some wine in a box to make you feel better. They sell it at Target now!
a
Whoot! But I don't do Jell-O shots anymore... :( But eek! After seeing the S&M photo... Gack. Have you checked out the link right above yours, Amy? Wow. Sex is definitely there.
Makes me want to take a shower and wash out all the creepy visuals out of my brain.
~M
Boxed wine at Target. That'll make it classier. No, I've had boxed wine before. It's not that bad.
And out of all eight cars we all own, only two of them don't run. Yet. My brother crashed a truck last year and the cab had to be cut in half in order to get him out. But the thing still runs, and he's just got to get another body for it. And he just bought a jeep that will start, but die. Yep, my family's starting to look classy with a K right about now.
K
um, yeah, i saw the other site. i'm with you on feeling dirty. and not in a nekkidHA way. . . though for that one pic of the Finn suit, I must say, I'm happy.
Who stops doing Jell-O shots? Not that I do them often, but I would never rule them out. . .
a
Eep! To that guy in the outfit.
I know Finn wore it better.
And M, take no offense with the dirty comment. Just look at what I wrote on my shoutbox an hour ago. I'm not all that clean myself.
Although I really want to go and shower now that I've seen that site. Eep.
Jello shots are great, but I'm more of a pudding shot girl myself. I like rum.
Katherine
Wow, and here I thought we were smutty. . . yikes. and this boy's writing wasn't exactly innocent, either. Why am I linked in there with those sites? my GG smut? Geesh, it's not even that hard-core.
a
pudding shots?
huh.
never had one, but i'm intrigued.
a
You're not talking about stalker guy, right? You're still referring to the first creamed blog... LOL. Creamed. Almost as funny as fugly.
~M
So our slumber party will get us arrested for boy watching, binge drinking and maybe (just maybe) disorderly conduct.
Who says you have to be white to be trash? LOL.
hehehe
I haven't had a jello shot in months! And I only do pudding shots with Matt. It's our thing. Sailing with the Cappie is a lot more fun with hin anyhow.
Katherine
K? did we scare you away?
I think she went to take that shower. . .
a
whoa--you and Matty and pudding shots?
*wink* now I get it.
a
Yay! We definately would get arrested, especially for that pesky underage thing I've got going on. And my Peety took my fake ID. I don't know why he all of a sudden feels the need to be responsible. Plus, I'm still mad at him for not taking me to the Dave Matthews concert.
Katherine
Stalker guy lactates buttery nipples? Now that's disturbing... Hahahahaha.
Ooh, Ames, I'll drive up to K's in a buggy. Gotta show these peeps that we all can live without paying outrageous gas prices.
K, you sure you drank/ate the pudding with Matty? Maybe you should be wrestling in it... LOL
yeah, they can make extra. . . i'm sure after a few of those, she could talk him into getting into a vat of pudding. . .DIRTY.
K, you're thinking about it, aren't you? *giggles*
see, about the not embarassed thing? flooding, my friend.
a
no Dave? Bummer. big bummer. not to mention lack of fake id. Never had one myself. I had other 'connections'.
a
*blushes* I couldn't fathom what you mean, Amy... *looks away*
And I really feel like taking that shower. Ick. Cute guy is becoming less cute by the minute. He might have the good taste to pick you, but the rest... ick.
K
Yeah, it sucks. I don't know what the problem is. I got mine from the same guy who got him his once upon a time ago. His best friend gave me the address.
Stupid uncles and their stupid protective rules.
Although I can't fault him too much. He did get me in to see Lifehouse in this rinkydink club they played in NYC a few months back. Very cool. They are great live. If you ever get the chance, check em out
K, maybe that's what should be part of your summer SP fic, a vat of pudding. I might end up giggling feeling the pain of the person trying to write the scene in but heelariyoouusss.
No DMB? God, meanie... Have you heard the latest album? I think it's the best one in eons.
And cute guy had been reduced to horny guy...
I got to see Lifehouse when they opened for Everclear and Matchbox20 in San Jose. It was funny cuz I didn't recognize them until the last song. Now I have all their albums (including Everclear and MB20 of course).
I swear, check out Butch Walker. LOVE HIM!
I don't know if I'd enjoy the pudding wrestling. I hate being sticky. Although, if he wanted to help me clean up, I doubt I'd mind.
Okay, okay! I admit it! I want him. Not that you probably couldn't figure it out by now.
Maybe I'll incorporate some of the best friends falling in love into the last... interesting thought.
Katherine
i, of course, have the newest dave album. hubby bought it to keep me appeased, lol.
yeah. cute guys don't know when not to push, do they? Gawd! LMAO. Maybe we're just good at picking them apart. I bet he smokes, too! :)
And K, if I had the money, I'd so give you a thousand dollars to write in the pudding vat to your exchange fic. But instead, eat another klondike bar, and do it instead!
a
you want him? *gasp*
No!
You hide it so well, LMAO.
I hope he's not too dumb to keep you waiting long.
a
and see? We're fic brainstorming, ahem. any requests for untouched? there, i've done my duty.
a
I love Everclear. Have ever since Local God into now. I'll have to check out this Butch Walker fellow. He sounds interesting.
I used to be really into M20, but now not so much. Not that i don't like em, they just fell off my radar screen.
K
I request a Vat of Pudding.
lol
K
NO! it's going in your exchange fic. Didn't you see my request?
a
Is Untouched going to become NC17 all of a sudden? If so, I have a TON of ideas. LOL. And it doesn't involve handcuffs.
~M
ANd it's such a shock, isn't it?
I'm really obvious. To just about everyone but him. Or maybe it's just that I act like this around him and he doesn't notice.
Hmm. Maybe that's the real reason the girlfriends all hated me.
K
The last MB20 album was probably my least fave but that's also because I was so into John Mayer and Craig David when the last album was out.
And the RT album? I am trading that puppy for something else.
~M
Vat of Pudding plus musical guest
well, katty is getting some self discovery out of this, I feel proud.
uh, I'm not opposed to making Untouched NC-17--though I'd have to post those on my blog only, they'd have to be lift out parts. Think Surya's special parts to TMTC.
a
K, the other girlfriends see the invisible territory marks. Matty just has to look in the mirror to see them. ;)
what about MNT? I mean, we've already requested a Trory alternate ending, but what about some hot, steamy, spanish love scenes?
a
Wow, this if this is a brainstorming session, we should've done this a long time ago. Although, we won't get much accomplished... I think...
I agree with M.
Matt needs to get a clue, and come to his senses. I mean, he's breaking girls noses, he needs to be with a girl that can defend herself. ;)
a
HA! I am going to be making an extended scene on one of the upcoming chapters that has some, uh, tasty scenes muted for the general public, Easter eggs for major adult Trory lovers...
And might I add... uh... it's based on some facts? *blushes*
I at least have the smarts not to play a contact sport with the guy. At least, not one like basketball.
K
I think that the lift out smut sounds perfect. Hers are great, but yours will be greater. Because you actually update and don't leave everyone hanging for a year and a half
If she updates before I graduate from college, I'll die of shock
Katherine
Matt just needs diversion for a real intervention. Does he have his own place in NY?
I'll come for an intervention!
Oh, the fun we'd have. . .
Thanks, K! And I'll eat my comp if she does, too.
Oh, and can I just interrupt to say that I'm grateful that this silliness hasn't taken place on my blog, where mr. scary blogger man has linked me as creamy? I don't think this would help my case, what with the buttery nipple shouting!
a
Wow, K, them fighting words! :P
I might have to bring in all the boys. Jack, Jose, Jim, and even the Cappie to get him into a tatoo parlor. We both share a huge fear of needles. I might even have to drink in order to walk into a tatoo parlor. Although not enough to go anywhere near a chair.
Katherine
tattoo parlors are fun! I have two, and I hate needles too. It's not that bad. I brought my scotty and the hubby to hold my hands for the last one. i was kinda tipsy for the first one, and i brought some eye candy. he was involved in the pole dancing, though on a different occassion...
a
Amy, anything for you...
Nilly had stopped reading my blog since it's been saturated with "girliness". He just wants a summary eventually.
And you think I'll let you get caught with creamy guy? Ew! Just typing those words made me squirm.
m
nilly doesn't know what he's missing. he'll see the comment count on this blog and read for hours!
a
Right now, he's at his parents house til the end of the summer when his brother Jon gets married. Then in sept he's going to Boston.
If he survives the first week there, I'll be surprised. He's a Yankee fan. And a loud one at that.
They're gonna kill him.
Katherine
I want a tat but too indecisive.
I want a piercing but I'm allergic to those cheap dumbells and rings.
However, I love needles....
It's my job! Get your minds out of the gutter...;)
m
Eep. Needles.
k
Oh God. I can just see my godfather now. He'd be a bit steamed.
However, I'm the angelchild that can do no wrong, so I'll survive. Matt on the other hand...
K
God, then K will be a (Matty) virgin for life. We can't allow that!
K, I suggest you get a place where you can cook for him on a weekend where both of you are alone, no one to interfere and play a game of dirty darts. Trust me, it's better than those smutty dice.
m
dirty darts? I know what the smutty dice are, but huh? maybe something to put in untouched? :)
a
Dirty Darts. Interesting.
I won't be seeing him til August anyway. Unless I can guilt him into visiting me here. I miss him.
I'm thinking something more our speed. Strip Scene It. (if they can play Strip happy days game on Friends, I think that this is feesible as well.)
Katherine
Dirty Darts... They were going to be in my last story but I scrapped it last minute. They're sold in redenvelope.com and they're magnet darts. Really cool. Got them for a friend for her bacherlorette party.
However, Strip Scene It sounds so cool.
m
see, you've got the ideas all ready for this boy. he'll never know what hit him. :)
a
Can you hear Sade playing in the background, K pretending she didn't hear Matty coming through the door... And when he says hi, she is "surprised" accidentally spilling (insert liquid beverage here) and tries to get herself cleaned. He follows and sees her undress in front of him.
Kinky, eh?
M
God.
k
hmm. checked it out. very nice. we have the strip chocolate game. you get to paint on chocolate and remove it as well. K, you might like that one.
a
I do enjoy the chocolate.
k
see, my game goes nicely with m's little scenario there. . .
and K is blushing like a mad woman. . . aren't you?
Sure beats being sticky in a vat full of pudding.
Although I really do want to see how someone spins it for a fic challenge.
M
K, Cat got your tongue?
m
well, next fic exchange, put it in your requests. . .
k said she'd run the Trory-Kink-A-Thon by Sara.
sorry. too giggly to type.
And yes to the blushing.
K
is this enough flooding? i think it's working. . . if nothing else, you'll be having some NICE dreams, no?
a
Still blushing... and yes to the dreams
k
*beams with pride*
now, the real business. . if M sends dirty darts and I send the chocolate painting game, will they get used?
a
Trory-Kink-A-Thon it should be!
On the sidebar, you have to choose your weapon of choice: S&M, Bondage. You name it, they'll have it. One stop shop for the trory fic addicts. OOC need not apply.
m
maybe...
Please? Not that red envelope needs any of my business. I should buy stock from them!
m
I just want to know when Matt gets the brains to do something about all this. . . the second it happens, that game is in the mail, missy!
a
and they click on your fetish is a great idea! though we'd have to have some sort of screening process for the fics. like mandatory group betaing. . .
a
I think the real question is, when will K get the gumption to get a move on?
*grins salaciously at K*
m
Do I have to refer you back to the Reasons why I'm not with Matt blog?
I don't want to ruin anything before it gets the chance to start.
K
no one can get off to bad grammar. . . it's just, wrong.
a
M, are you hitting on K? all that salacious grinning. . .
reasons, schmeasons. (did I do that right?)
a
OMG, group betaing? That sounds fantabulous. I know that's not a word but roll with it.
It's like P&P but for the kinky.
Loving it!
~M
Plus, I don't have the cajones to tell him anything. Then our dads would start planning the wedding that they've been hoping for since they found out I was a girl. THey're even more in love with the idea of us than I am. And you guys too!
Katherine
nicely done Ames
k
then don't tell them, like lorelai and digger. but you know, without the lawsuits. LOL
hiding the romance is fun. secret, sneaky getaways. makes things hot. been there, done that. ;)
a
Well, if you can't tell another girl that she's smoking and be comfy about it, then there are issues that need to be faced...
And I do confess, I think Angelina Jolie and Selma Hayek are hot. Told the hubby that if he gets to bed an actress, I don't mind these 2 people if they are on his list.
Unfortunately, my slut list is shorter than his...
M
P&P but kinky. I like it.
K
M, we need to get K some cajones.
where do we order those? Also on redenvelope?
a
K, may I remind you "Hide and Go Seek"?
Angelina and Selma are gorgeous. Plus, they are built like humans. They have curves and don't weigh two pounds
k
I think cojones are on sale at Wal-Mart next to the spines Rory needs to be purchasing for next season.
~M
oh, it's not htat i don't find women attractive. I berate the hubby for not finding the same girls I do attractive. We don't have the same taste in women, lol. I do sound slutty in our chats, don't I, M? Kissing whores, accents, women. Sigh.
I swear, I've never been to an S&M ball, I just write about them. :)
a
oh yeah.
But I'm a really bad secret keeper. I'm a gossip queen. Also why working in a lawyers office is torture. Much like lying to my father. I'll go to hell.
K
Do you honestly think that ASP is going to let Rory slide for a sem/year from Yale? Gack, I hate spoilers!
M
M--LMAO
a
I'll check out walmart this week. Maybe I'll buy one of those spines and airmail it back to ASP.
Nice snark, by the way.
K
Uh, K, you won't tell when it's you with the secret. IF you need to blab, we're here.
and M--Rory'll go back to Yale. Logan won't let this happen (nor will Lorelai) and they want to end the show with Rory graduating, which she should do in season 7, when both ladies contracts are up. it'll happen.
a
I think that something will happen and she'll end up back at Yale. Maybe Paris will break down the door and drag her back by her hair.
K
You are so done, K. Might as well then hang a banner waving to the world you are too chicken to do anything intimate with Matt.
And A, if you think you're bad, then what does that make me? Queen whore?
I am glad the hubster and I like the same kind of women. Except for Brooke Burke. I don't get her.
m
Although, if Rory took a year off, that would give them three years to let OTH die and have Tristan come back to claim what is rightfully his.
ANd I'm bad with my secrets too. But this one might be one that I could try to keep.
Katherine
Paris playing caveman? I can totally buy that.
And then comes that Fic "Cherry Tomatoes On Top" or something. Then Logan catches them frenching.
Too funny.
Yeah, I know that Rory'll eventually finish up in season 7 and not end up as a stripper in Chicago but come on! She needs a reality check.
m
Brooke Burke is too perky. When she used to do all the rank shows on E, I would mute her till they started the countdown again.
K
Maybe you should think that this is the one secret that shouldn't be so secret?
m
Maybe she'll get a taste of the real world and go running back to Yale. Just give her a job in retail. THat'll make her go back.
K
Maybe.
K
i got stopped from blogging earlier, i will try again.
i don't get teh brooke burke thing either.
a
retail should make anyone want to go back to school.
she'll go back. she has to. one week in emily's world of planning parties and in that house, that should be enough.
hopefully.
K
though if i get a shirtlessmatt! out of his talking her back into school, I'm not going to complain.
:)
a
do you think we'll rub off on K? She's still pure and innocent...
M
I might.
Not the right shirtless Matt.
K
fine, the night they show MY shirtless matt, maybe you can have your shirtless matt there to take your eyes off the screen? okay by you?
a
I am pretty innocent. It's sad.
But when you spend your whole life in a bubble of over protective guys, it's hard to not be.
K
More than okay with me AMes.
K
of course, i can feel it coming this season. that gives you a time clock, just two more months til the season premiere. maybe cajones are on sale, two for one at wally world. ;)
a
I'll take a shirtless CMM, RR, CF any day to MC.
No offense... This Logan cannot be part of my cabana list.
M
i'm sure matt can take care of the innocent thing. I used to be once upon a time, as well.
now look at me.
it's sad how fast the good ones fall, really.
a
God. The sad part is, he definately can. I've been privy to way too many things that I never wanted to know about.
K
yes, however--none of them are ON GG currently. . . so pull for my happiness, just a little, can we? I mean, hell, we see fully nude CMM on OTH, throw me a bone with MC on GG. You two can avert your eyes. it's really not that bad. i've seen caps from Young Americans.
a
K, you can't be any more bubbled than me! I had chaperones. 2! And I wasn't allowed to date unsupervised until I was 18. At 16, my bothers had to tag along, usually ending up that the guys that want to ask me out are my brothers' friends.
m
that's torture. hearing the naughty bits about the boy you're crushing on. or under a truck crushed by in K's case...
he can't tease you so! he needs to offer up some proof!
a
I liked YA. I don't remember him shirtless in it though.
Damn, Kate Bosworth knows how to pick her men though. First, MC, now OB... and OB keeps on coming back!
M
dude, were you in amish country? chaperones?
i had to 'group' date until I was 16, but those weren't very well supervised. it was all people my age, and we were all pretty dumb and horny.
I really do sound slutty on these blogs. seriously, i was a virgin a LONG time!
a
there are caps on intense's site, in their matt gallery. doing any search for MC pics will bring them up. they're quite. . . popular. :)
yum
a
LOL. Wipe off that drool, Ames.
No, I just had very protective parents. Brothers liked the torture involved in my dating life.
Once I've flown the coop, I was a wild child... Almost.
my brother thought he was protective. my parents were pretty clueless. i once snuck two boys into my house in the middle of the night. . . i had a girlfriend over, though. man, i do sound slutty. *bad Amy*
a
Shame on you, Amy! LOL.
Don't worry. There was a fire drill on my wing and I ended up getting out of a building with someone other than my roommate.
I got into trouble for that.
M
my hubby's entire floor knew me as the floor b*tch. Though they all loved me (one nick named me Chicquita--because I was going through a banana phase that semester) and that was the term for the girl that did everyone on the floor at Purdue. 70 percent male campus. Pigs. But they all wished. I was true to the boy. Not that they didn't try.
a
Nilly became the popular dude on his floor when he started dating me. The guys came over because I had a subscription to Maxim (when it was good. Season 1), did shots, shot gun beer, and wasn't afraid to tell the guys' GF if they're sluts or not.
And whoowhee. He had some nice looking meat on his dorm.
M
mmm-hmm. I hear that. This one boy, Scott, had RIPPED bod, and liked to walk around as naked as he could. towels, boxers, he liked to call me into his room when he was changing. great smile. beautiful. but what a player. I was way too smart to get near him.
but i did get a few back rubs out of him. :)
a
Players are the best as long as you know how to play the game.
That way no one gets burned.
i was all smitten over the hubby. or rather, the taken cute guy from seattle. at the time. he had a gf. but not after i got a hold of him.
a
evil girl! I admit, I never was a BF stealer. However, I did my darnest to let them look my way though.
i didn't steal him. I just made it known to him that i was available. And I unbuttoned my pants on the first day I met him to show him my tattoo. . . do you think that made a diff?
methinks so.
they weren't right for each other anyhow. i've met her. she's great, but not his type. oh, and i married him, so i made an honest man out of him!
a
Ooh, Amy. I hope you don't have a girl. She might have a little wild streak in her like you do.
But then, that's how we all learn, right? No harm, no foul.
oh, and how i learned my lessons. . .
a
Sometimes that's the best part. LOL.
Hey, convince K to get her IM back. That way we can chat that way.
M
Good night!
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